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Our Pain Pledge To You!
If after 90 days you don't feel a significant reduction in pain, we train you for another 90 days for FREE. Still not happy? You get a Full Refund.
A solution to chronic pain since childhood
“I’m really happy with the progress I've made - I feel much stronger, more confident and functional. As long as I’m doing my exercises I stay pain free. This has made a huge difference to my overall quality of life"
- Ayse
Restored coordination and corrected twisted vertebrae
“Back to walking, hiking and exercising again, "I would recommend everyone to try Functional Patterns""
- Aneta
8
YEARS OF EXPERIENCE
300+
CLIENTS SERVED
Keaton's Transformation
Keaton was dealing with low back pain, neck pain, SI joint discomfort and hip pain.
He had tried traditional strength training, chiropractic treatment, physiotherapy and mobility training but found little success.
Since utilizing Functional Patterns Keaton is now entirely pain free. His posture has dramatically improved, and he is able to continue his work out at sea.
His ability to recover from intense work periods is much better. He's also put on muscle mass. Overall he is feeling much happier and confident.
Keaton was dealing with low back pain, neck pain, SI joint discomfort and hip pain.
He had tried traditional strength training, chiropractic treatment, physiotherapy and mobility training but found little success.
Since utilizing Functional Patterns Keaton is now entirely pain free. His posture has dramatically improved, and he is able to continue his work out at sea.
His ability to recover from intense work periods is much better. He's also put on muscle mass. Overall he is feeling much happier and confident.
Diesel's Transformation
Derek was an active golfer, but it left his body asymmetrical and in pain.
Traditional types of training only exaggerated his symptoms worse despite the advice he was given from professionals.
Since utilizing Functional Patterns Derek operates pain free and has completely transformed his body. He has put on muscle, dropped body fat and addressed his imbalances.
Derek’s journey overcoming back pain
Derek was dealing with lower back pain and spasms that happened a couple times a year leaving him completely debilitated and unable to move.
We quickly recognised the various issues with his posture and started to employ functional patterns techniques and certain lifestyle changes. Now he is completely free of back pain, lost weight and has adopted a healthier lifestyle. “I’ve benefited massively during my time with Bobby.
The back pain I arrived with has gone, and my posture and physique have improved dramatically helping me feel physically stronger and mentally better about myself. Thank you Bobby!”
Derek was dealing with lower back pain and spasms that happened a couple times a year leaving him completely debilitated and unable to move.
We quickly recognised the various issues with his posture and started to employ functional patterns techniques and certain lifestyle changes. Now he is completely free of back pain, lost weight and has adopted a healthier lifestyle.
“I’ve benefited massively during my time with Bobby. The back pain I arrived with has gone, and my posture and physique have improved dramatically helping me feel physically stronger and mentally better about myself. Thank you Bobby!”
Louise’s battle with neck pain, migraines and how she got her life back!
Louise was suffering with severe migraines and neck pain. Some days she would need to just sit in a dark room and lay down to overcome an episode. This had her reliant on pain medication and was also disrupting her sleep frequently. We worked with her strictly online. Now she is entirely free of neck and upper back pain. Her migraines are practically non existent apart from very rare occasions.
She has transformed her posture, eliminated pain and got back her confidence all from the comfort of her own home. “Since starting FP I have had only one headache and it was only minor, I could still go about my day. So a dramatic drop in how often they reoccur and the intensity. The dull ache in my mid back, is entirely gone. So I’ve gone from a constant pain, with the re-occuring intense migraines to almost zero headaches and no pain in my mid back. I can stand for long periods of time, cook, carry load and not have an issues
, which all would previously aggravate my symptoms!”
Louise was suffering with severe migraines and neck pain. Some days she would need to just sit in a dark room and lay down to overcome an episode. This had her reliant on pain medication and was also disrupting her sleep frequently. We worked with her strictly online. Now she is entirely free of neck and upper back pain. Her migraines are practically non existent apart from very rare occasions.
She has transformed her posture, eliminated pain and got back her confidence all from the comfort of her own home. “Since starting FP I have had only one headache and it was only minor, I could still go about my day. So a dramatic drop in how often they reoccur and the intensity. The dull ache in my mid back, is entirely gone. So I’ve gone from a constant pain, with the re-occuring intense migraines to almost zero headaches and no pain in my mid back. I can stand for long periods of time, cook, carry load and not have an issues
, which all would previously aggravate my symptoms!”
A 30-minute phone consultation is your next step in working with us.
Book now to gain
Deeper Understanding
With our postural and movement assessments, you will gain the crucial insight you need to understand the real problems with your body.
A Clear Path Forward
We can use our assessments to guide you on what, when and how much you should be doing.
Support and Community
Our practitioners will be on hand at any time to make sure you receive the 1-to-1 support you need. Alongside a thriving community to share your journey with.
Long Term Results
Learn to address your problems and apply unique solutions to fix your pain and move better.
Hear What Our Clients Have To Say
Ayse Discovered The Solution To Pain That Effected Her Since Childhood. Hear Her Story.
"Not only is Bobby clearly very knowledgeable but he’s deeply passionate about what he does which makes working with him engaging and meaningful - my sessions are something I greatly look forward to. If you’re reading this and are on the fence, I recommend taking the plunge!"
- Ayse Lisa Allison
Ex Semi Pro Footballer Mikael Fixed His Groin And Shoulder Problems
"I tried physio and chiropractors but nothing worked. Within one month my shoulder pain was drastically reduced and over a couple of months it totally disappeared. My sleep is better, I handle stress better and I've gave up nicotine as well"
- Mikael
Wrestling Coach Csaba, Eliminated Knee Pain Despite Surgery Not Working!
"First I wasn’t sure about FP but after the first session with Bobby I knew, this is what my body needs to be able to live pain free. Since than all my pains have gone but that’s not all the benefits that I have experienced. I am sleeping a lot better, I don’t get stressed as before, my body feels lighter and regeneration is a lot quicker"
- Csaba Benedek
Siobhan Is Now Free From Shoulder Pain After Years Of Trial And Error
"I've not had any shoulder issues for over a year now. If your sick and tired of feeling sick and tired, I really recommend Bobby"
- Siobhan Kelly
Frequently Asked Questions
What is Functional Patterns?
Functional Patterns is fitness training designed for humans by humans. By cracking the code on the way we've evolved to move, we supercharge your body's ability to move better, and teach you how to train without all the pains that typically come with other training methods.
What is biomechanics?
Biomechanics is the science of human movement. The study of human biomechanics allows us to identify strong trends that improve performance, rehabilitate and prevent injury.
Who is this training method suitable for?
Any human being wanting to improve themselves. We offer an extremely diverse, individualized experience that allows us to regress and progress exercise in a way that meets the needs of the individual.
What equipment will I need to get started?
When your working out on your own we recommend getting an exercise mat, some looped resistant bands alongside handles, a massage ball, a medicine ball and a mirror so you can watch your form while you execute the corrective exercise.
Do I need a gym membership to do this?
Absolutely not, you can complete all of the exercises from home using simple equipment like resistance bands.
Do you offer online training?
Yes we do! We work with clients remotely or in person, sometimes a mixture of both.
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